She says, “Aw, it’ll be okay! He’s so sweet and gentle. You’ll enjoy it! Give it a try!” And then she throws me into the pit with him.
Lucky for me, it stayed asleep. So I tried taking a nap with it. But I admit, I had a hard time relaxing.
I begged HG for mercy, so she finally took me out of the baby’s den and let me try to make friends with her daughter’s dog.
I was a little disappointed because the dog didn’t seem to like me much.
I did try my best to be a good houseguest and babysitter. HG felt bad for me, so she took me down to the East River, where we watched the ships pass under the bridge.
I think I prefer boats to babies.