Sailor Babo went to Chicago over the weekend.
He visited the Mirror Bean and almost got stepped on by a man in a blue shirt.
Sailor Babo posed for a fancypants portrait next to the Mirror Bean.
Then Sailor Babo went to see the Reds play the Cubs at Wrigley Field. He managed to catch a foul ball!
The next day Sailor Babo went to the Art Institute of Chicago. He posed with a sculpture outside the museum.
Then he went inside and got in a stare-down with some naked lady.
Naked ladies were everywhere! Sailor Babo wears nothing but a hat, so he didn’t think this was all that shocking.
Sailor Babo had a poster of this painting when he was in college.
After the museum, Sailor Babo met up for drinks with a bear named Hank. Hank has his own Twitter account.
Sailor Babo drove home on Sunday. He was forced to have this picture taken at a rest area. He didn’t think it was funny at all.
Sailor Babo eventually made it home. He was so worn out from his Chicago adventures that he went straight to bed.